雙語笑話 亞洲十大笨賊，笨到受害人都憤怒了①
Kuala Lumpur, Malaysia: Getaway car too small for heist.
馬來西亞吉隆坡：車太小、搶來錢也不夠裝A lesson in the importance of planning ahead: Two Malaysians stole US$1.3 million but had to leave half of it behind because their van was too small to stash the loot. “The bags are quite big. I consider them quite stupid. Their planning was very shortsighted,” said the deputy police chief, Shakaruddin Che Mood.凡事都要做好準備，以下故事就是好教訓：一對馬來西亞竊賊在盜取一百三十萬美金之后被迫留下一半，原因是他們事先準備運鈔的貨車太小、根本裝不下這些現(xiàn)鈔。后來抓住他們的值班警員說：“他們的包挺大的，我覺得他們實在笨透了，他們的準備也太不充分了！”.小編：那誰說的“不打無準備的仗”，真是好有道理啊！
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