英語笑話笑死人不償命43: 完美解決之道(雙語)
The Perfect Solution
完美解決之道
President Shrub was flying over the U. S. with his staff.
史拉伯總統和他的幕僚正搭機橫越美國上空。
Suddenly he got a brilliant inspiration:
忽然間他心中突發奇想，
"You know, I think I'll just throw a fifty-dollar bill out the window and make somebody happy. "
“我想由窗口扔一張五十元美鈔下去，讓某個人高興一下。”
"MrPresident,why don't you throw out five ten-dollar bills and make five people happy?"
“總統先生，您為什么不丟五張十元的鈔票讓五個人高興呢？”
suggested his celebrated Secretary of State Vice President Partridge caught on.
著名的國務卿建議道。
“Golly,Mr.President, why don' t you throw fifty singles and make fifty people happy?"
副總統派翠基接著說：“啊，總統先生，您為什么不丟五十張一元鈔票，好讓五十個人高興呢？”
The pilot turned around and said, "Why don’t you just throw yourself out the window and make everybody happy?"
這時飛機駕駛員轉身說道：“為什么你不把自己丟出窗外，好讓每個人都高興呢？”
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