看笑話學英語34:Psychiatrist精神病醫生
聽笑話學英語34:Psychiatrist 精神病醫生
Jerry went to a psychiatrist. "Doc," he said, "I've got trouble.
杰瑞去看精神病醫生。“醫生，我有些不對勁。
Every time I get into bed, I think there's somebody under it. I'm going crazy!" Just put yourself in my hands for one year," said the shrink. "Come to me three times a week, and I'll cure your fears." How much do you charge?" A hundred dollars per visit." I'll sleep on it," said Jerry.
每次睡覺的時候，我都感覺有人在床下。我要瘋了！”“給我一年時間，”醫生說，“每周來三次，我會治好你。”“費用是多少呢？”“每次一百美元。”“我會認真考慮的。”杰瑞答道。
Six months later the doctor met Jerry on the street. "Why didn't you ever come to see me again?" asked the psychiatrist.
六個月后醫生和杰瑞在街上相遇了，“為什么你再也沒來呢？”醫生問。
For a hundred bucks a visit? The bartender cured me for $10." "Is that so! How?" He told me to cut the legs off the bed!" Ain't nobody under there now!!!
“一次一百塊錢嗎？有個酒吧服務生收了十塊錢就把我治好了。”“真的？他怎么做到的？”“他讓我把床腿鋸掉。現在那沒人了！”
英語單詞短語學習：
1 Psychiatrist
n. 精神病學家，精神病醫生
eg:He and his wife live in North Carolina, where he is a psychiatrist.
他和妻子住在卡羅萊納州北部，他是一名精神病醫生。
短語
Forensic Psychiatrist 學專家
The Psychiatrist 精神病專家 ; 精神病醫生
A psychiatrist 心理醫生 ; 精神病學家 ; 心理學家 ; 精神科醫生
Attending Psychiatrist 精神醫學博士
chief psychiatrist 精神病醫師
Frontier Psychiatrist 唱片名
My Psychiatrist 我心理醫生
Geriatric Psychiatrist 老年人精神病專家
army psychiatrist 軍隊心理醫生 ; 陸軍精神病學家 ; 軍隊精神科醫生
2 bartender
n. 酒保，酒吧間銷售酒精飲料的人；酒吧侍者
eg:An exchange relationship is all about what you get out of it, the kind of amicable alliance one forges with a client or bartender.
在交換關系中，其全部是你從中獲得什么，像那種和睦的聯盟——客人或是酒吧招待。
短語
Hey Bartender 嘿 ; 酒保
elements bartender 元素酒吧調酒員
Restaurant Bartender 西餐廳調酒師
Certificated Bartender 考取此協會專業證書
Bartender Angle 范曉萱
stepping bartender 墊條
Bartender Video 調酒視頻
Barman Bartender 酒保
Bartender FandBBartender 調酒師
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