如果不是你的錢
There was a couple that was having an argument in their home over financial problems. And the wife finally got very mad, and exploded saying,
"You should know that if it weren't for my money, this television set wouldn't be here. If it weren't
for my money, that easy chair that you're sitting on wouldn't be here, either. And, if it weren't for
my money, this house wouldn't even be here!"
And then the husband said, "Are you kidding? If it weren't for your money, I wouldn't be here,
either!"
有一對夫婦，是在對金融問題的家的一個參數。和妻子終于得到了很狂，并發生爆炸說，
你應該知道，如果不是我的錢，這電視不會在這里，如果不是
我的錢，那你坐在安樂椅不會在這里，無論是。而且，如果不為
我的錢，這房子甚至會在這里！“
然后丈夫說，“你在開玩笑嗎？如果不是你的錢，我就不會在這里，！”
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