Love Affair

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　　Love Affair偷情

　　A woman was with her lover who also happened to be her husband's best friend. Then the phone rang, and because it was the woman's house, she reached over and picked up the receiver.Her lover came over and listened, only heard her side of the conversation.She was speaking in a cheery voice. " Hello？ Oh, hi！ SO glad you called. Really. That's wonderful！ I'm so happy for you. Sounds terrific. Great！ Thanks！ Okay. Bye bye."She hung up the phone and her lover asked, "Who was that？""Oh," she replied, " that was my husband telling me what a wonderful time he's having on his fishing trip with you."

　　一個婦人正和她丈夫最好的朋友、她的情人在一起。電話鈴響了，因為是在婦人家里，所以她趕緊拿起聽筒。她的情人湊過來想聽聽他們說什么，可只聽到她這邊的對話。她非常愉快地說著:“你好，哦，是你呀，真高興你能打電話來。真的。好極了！我為你高興極了。聽起來真不錯，真棒！謝謝！好的，再見！”她掛掉電話，情人問她:“誰呀？”“哦，是我丈夫，他跟我說，他和你在一起釣魚，玩得高興極了！”

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