爆笑英語幽默笑話精76.Helen’s Glasses海倫的眼鏡（英漢雙語笑話）
76. Helen’s Glasses
76.海倫的眼鏡
Helen’s eyes was not very good，so she usually wore glasses.But when she was seventeen and she began to go out with a young man，she never wore her glasses when she was with him. When he came to the door totake her out，she took her glasses off，andwhen she came home again and he left，sheput them on.
海倫的視力不是很好，所以她通常都戴眼鏡。但17歲的時候，她開始跟一個男孩外出約會，約會的時候她從不戴眼鏡。每次男孩來到她家門口帶她出去，她就把眼鏡摘掉，等回家后男孩走了，她再把眼鏡戴上。
One day her mother said to her，“But Helen，why do you never wear your glasses when you are with Jim? He takes you to beautiful places in his car, but you do not see anything.”
一天，她媽媽跟她說，“海倫，為什么你跟吉姆在一起的時侯從不戴眼鏡?他開車把你帶到美麗的地方去，可是你卻什么都看不見。”
"Well，Mother，”said Helen，“I look prettier to Jim when I am not wearing glasses and he looks better to me too!”
“不過，媽媽，”海倫說，“我不戴眼鏡的時候吉姆就會覺得我更加美麗，而且我也會覺得他更好看。”
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