There be treasure there!
"Ten steps from the porch and twenty steps from the rose bushes," growled Bluebeard in Jimmy's dream one night. "There be treasure there! Aawrgh."
So the next day Jimmy began to dig. He dug until the hole was deep and the dirt pile was high.
He kept digging. The hole got deeper and the dirt pile got higher.
He dug until the hole was deepest and the dirt pile was at its highest. He sighed. "I'm too tired. I can't dig anymore." Then he spied something... but it was only one of Woofy's bones. Instead of treasure, all Jimmy had was a dog bone, a hole, and a big pile of dirt to fill it in with. He thought "That pirate lied to me!"
But when Jimmy's mother saw what he had done, she clasped her hands and smiled a smile from here to Sunday. "Oh, thank you, Jimmy. I always wanted a rhododendronbush planted just there. Here's $5.00 for digging that hole."
更多 英語(yǔ)笑話、英語(yǔ)小笑話、英文笑話、英語(yǔ)幽默小故事，請(qǐng)繼續(xù)關(guān)注 英語(yǔ)作文大全
本文地址：http://www.hengchuai.cn/writing/humor/38086.html
相關(guān)文章
-
如果男人喜歡上了喝酒和吸煙……
A woman walked up to a little old man rocking in a chair on his porch. “I couldn't help noticing how happy you look，” she said. “What's your secret for a long happy life？” “I smoke th...
2018-12-10 英語(yǔ)笑話 -
What is "B"
A:Hi!I get A again. B:Why I ofen get B? A:I do it better than you. B:No."B"is short of "best" 更多 英語(yǔ)笑話、英語(yǔ)小笑話、英文笑話、英語(yǔ)幽默小故事，請(qǐng)繼續(xù)關(guān)...
2018-11-19 英語(yǔ)笑話 -
英語(yǔ)笑話:給兩條金魚(yú)起名字
導(dǎo)語(yǔ)：笑話讓人快樂(lè)^_^中西方人的笑點(diǎn)不一樣，也許你覺(jué)得捧腹大笑的笑話，老外也許還納悶中：“很好笑嗎？”老外笑的掉淚的笑話，我們也許覺(jué)得“好冷”。歸根到底就是中西文化的不同，所以呢，看笑話也能學(xué)到知識(shí)喲(*^__^*)&...
2019-01-07 英語(yǔ)笑話 -
服務(wù)員老大不高興地跑過(guò)去
Two attorneys went into a diner and ordered two drinks. Then they took out sandwiches from their briefcases and started to eat.The waiter became quite concerned and marched...
2018-11-26 英語(yǔ)笑話 -
誰(shuí)是騙子？
Who Are Crooks? A newspaper once carried an editorial which stated bluntly that half the city council were crooks. Under penalty of arrest, the editor issued following retraction: "HALF THE CITY COUN...
2019-01-19 英語(yǔ)笑話 -
外國(guó)最新英語(yǔ)幽默笑話精粹316：新西蘭的氣候(中英)
Teacher: Matthew, what is the climate of New Zealand?老師:馬修，新西蘭的氣候怎么樣?Matthew: Very Cold, sir.馬修:先生，那里的天氣很冷。Teacher: Wrong.老師:錯(cuò)了。Matthew: But, sir! When they send...
2018-11-03 英語(yǔ)笑話 -
To scare them
A mother bought her son a $100 Halloween costume to scare his friends. "Should I take the price tag off?" the boy asked. "Leave it on." his mother replied. "We'll scare your father too."更多...
2018-12-05 英語(yǔ)笑話 -
GIRL'S NAME
GIRL'S NAME When our daughter was born, we named her Myles after my beloved late (1) father, despite family warnings that the name was too masculine (2). Years later, when I felt she was old enou...
2018-11-19 英語(yǔ)笑話 -
每日一笑：(9.2)
笑一笑,十年少!每天早上起床后對(duì)著鏡子笑笑,一天會(huì)更加美好! 昨天有位朋友讓笑話的句子太短,可惜我很抱歉地對(duì)大家講,目前我只有短篇小笑話,不過(guò)如果大家有些很棒的笑話能夠讓大家分享的...
2018-11-18 英語(yǔ)笑話
