外國(guó)最新英語(yǔ)幽默笑話精粹316：新西蘭的氣候(中英)
Teacher: Matthew, what is the climate of New Zealand?
老師:馬修，新西蘭的氣候怎么樣?
Matthew: Very Cold, sir.
馬修:先生，那里的天氣很冷。
Teacher: Wrong.
老師:錯(cuò)了。
Matthew: But, sir! When they send us meat it always arrives frozen!
馬修:可是，先生!從那兒運(yùn)來的豬肉都凍得硬邦邦的。
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