我可以吃兩塊蛋糕嗎?
Tom: Mom, can I have two pieces of cake, please?
Mom: Certainly -- take this piece and cut it two!
湯姆:媽媽,我可以吃兩塊蛋糕嗎?
媽媽:當然可以----拿這塊蛋糕把它切成兩塊吧!
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