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  小妹妹

  保育員:約翰尼,你難道不喜歡你的小妹妹嗎?

  約翰尼:那倒不是。她要是個男孩就好了。威利有了一個新生的小妹妹,現在他該認為我又在學他的樣子了。

  A Baby Sister

  Nurse: Don't you like your new baby sister, Johnnie?

  Johnnie:She's all right, but I wish she had been a boy. Willie Smith had got a new sister, and now he'll think I'm trying to copy him.

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