英語(yǔ)幽默笑話：家庭的爭(zhēng)吵
A family quarrel
家庭的爭(zhēng)吵
The young newly-weds quarrelad.At last she could bear it no longer and burst into tears.
一對(duì)年輕的新婚夫婦吵架了。最后妻子終于忍不住哭了起來(lái)。
“I don't want to have anything to do with you any more. l'm packing up my things and going off to mother."“Fine,my dear,said the husband.
“我不想跟你有任何瓜葛了。我要去收拾東西，離開(kāi)這里回娘家去。”
”Here are the traveling expenses." She counted the money.“What about the money for the return ticket?”
“好，親愛(ài)的，”丈夫說(shuō)，“我給你路費(fèi)。¨她數(shù)了數(shù)錢。”還有回來(lái)的路費(fèi)呢。”
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