Funny: 新時代孩子探究出生之謎雷倒父母
不知道有多少小朋友曾問過爸爸媽媽：“我是從哪里來的？”無論是對于東方人還是西方人，這都是一個棘手的問題。不過，出生在21世紀信息時代的孩子們似乎已經有了自己的想法……
對于“孩子從哪里來”這個問題，西方文化傳統中最典型的回答是“白鸛叼來的”：
kid: daddy where do babies come from?
孩子：爸爸，小寶寶是從哪里來的？
daddy: the stork brings them。
爸爸：白鸛叼來的。
kid: then where do baby storks come from?
孩子：那白鸛寶寶又是從哪兒來的？
(父親先發火后無語，一走了之的說……)
注：在西方有嬰兒是白鸛帶來的傳說，因此有個習語叫做a visit from the stork，就是指“嬰兒誕生”，例如：
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