A Man of Actions
A crowd of student was gathered on the campus of Oxford University.“You can have no doubt,”shouted a young man excitedly,“that if the Dean does not take back what he said to me this morning, I'll leave Oxford this very evening！”
A buzzing noise followed.“What a man of actions！”one said in admiration.“How should we support him and learn from him！”said another.
Suddenly, a girl asked,“What did the Dean say to you, Hob?”
He bent and whispered to her,“Well,er???er???Miss Rose, er???he told me to get clean away from Oxford this very evening！”
一個(gè)言出必行的人
一群學(xué)生聚在牛津的校園里，一個(gè)年輕人情緒激動(dòng)地叫道：“毋庸置疑，如果那個(gè)家伙不收回他今早對(duì)我說(shuō)的話(huà)，我今晚就離開(kāi)牛津。”
下面一片喧嘩。“真是個(gè)言出必行的人。”一個(gè)人艷羨地說(shuō)。另一個(gè)說(shuō)：“我們要支持他、學(xué)習(xí)他。”
突然，一個(gè)女孩問(wèn)道：“那家伙對(duì)你說(shuō)什么了，霍波？”
他彎下腰小聲說(shuō)：“哦，呃…呃…，羅斯小姐，呃…他說(shuō)要我今晚從牛津滾出去。”
Notes
(1)A crowd of:一群
(2)on the campus:在校園里
(3)have no doubt:沒(méi)有疑問(wèn)、毫無(wú)疑問(wèn)
(4)take back what he said：收回他說(shuō)的話(huà)。也可以說(shuō)take back his words
(5)very：(a.)就是那個(gè)、正是那個(gè)
(6)in admiration：羨慕地
(7)whispered：whisper的過(guò)去式，意為“悄聲說(shuō)”
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