A Man of Actions
A crowd of student was gathered on the campus of Oxford University.“You can have no doubt,”shouted a young man excitedly,“that if the Dean does not take back what he said to me this morning, I'll leave Oxford this very evening！”
A buzzing noise followed.“What a man of actions！”one said in admiration.“How should we support him and learn from him！”said another.
Suddenly, a girl asked,“What did the Dean say to you, Hob?”
He bent and whispered to her,“Well,er???er???Miss Rose, er???he told me to get clean away from Oxford this very evening！”
一個言出必行的人
一群學生聚在牛津的校園里，一個年輕人情緒激動地叫道：“毋庸置疑，如果那個家伙不收回他今早對我說的話，我今晚就離開牛津。”
下面一片喧嘩。“真是個言出必行的人。”一個人艷羨地說。另一個說：“我們要支持他、學習他。”
突然，一個女孩問道：“那家伙對你說什么了，霍波？”
他彎下腰小聲說：“哦，呃…呃…，羅斯小姐，呃…他說要我今晚從牛津滾出去。”
Notes
(1)A crowd of:一群
(2)on the campus:在校園里
(3)have no doubt:沒有疑問、毫無疑問
(4)take back what he said：收回他說的話。也可以說take back his words
(5)very：(a.)就是那個、正是那個
(6)in admiration：羨慕地
(7)whispered：whisper的過去式，意為“悄聲說”
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