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  追星族

  從小時候起,我就一直被明星所深深吸引,因此不久以前當(dāng)我在紐約第五大街上認(rèn)出演員厄內(nèi)斯特。波格尼向我迎面走過來時,我欣喜若狂,完全不知該說什么好。“怎么,你是厄內(nèi)斯特。波格尼!”我想法迸出一句話來。

  “是的,”他很有禮貌地點(diǎn)了點(diǎn)頭,說道:“我知道。”

  Starstruck

  I have been starstruck since I was a little girl, so I was delighted and practically speechless not long ago when I spotted the actor Ernest Borgnine walking in my direction on New York's Fifth Avenue. “Why, you're Ernest Borgnine!” I managed to blurt out.

  “Yes,” he said, nodding politely, “I know.”

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