小故事背誦達(dá)人第1篇:Good Fortune, Bad Fortune
單元1 好運和霉運
A frog goes to have his fortune told.
有只青蛙跑去算命。
The fortuneteller looks at his little webbed palm and says, "Aha! You're about to meet a beautiful young lady who is going to want to know everything about you."
算命師看著他小小的有蹼手掌說道：“啊哈！你即將遇見一名美麗小姑娘，她想了解關(guān)于你的一切。”
The frog says, "Thanks! I'm going to run right back to the pond so I won't miss her."
青蛙說：“太感謝了！那我得趕緊回池塘去，免得和她錯過。”
The fortuneteller says, "You won't meet her at the pond. You're going to meet her in her freshman biology class.
算命師說：“你不會在池塘遇到她，而是在她大學(xué)一年級的生物課上。”
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