你的領(lǐng)帶在我的湯里了
Waiter, your tie is in my soup!
That's all right, sir, it's not shrinkable.
服務(wù)員,你的領(lǐng)帶在我的湯里了。
沒關(guān)系,先生,它不縮水。
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