英漢雙語笑話：這樣解釋中國古代三大酷刑
a young man was lost wandering in a forest, when he came upon a small house. he knocked on the door and was greeted by a very old chinese man with a long, grey beard.
"i'm lost," said the man. "can you put me up for the night?"
"certainly," the chinese man said, "but on one condition. if you so much as lay a finger on my daughter, i will inflict upon you the three worst chinese tortures known to man."
"ok," said the man, thinking that the daughter must be pretty old given her father's age, and entered the house. before dinner, the daughter came down the stairs. she was young, beautiful, and had a fantastic figure. she was obviously attracted to the young man since she couldn't keep her eyes off him during the meal.
remembering the old man's warning, he ignored her and went up to bed alone. but during he night, he could bear it no longer, and sneaked into her room for a night of passion. he was careful to keep everything quiet so the old man wouldn't hear. near dawn he crept back to his room, exhausted, but happy.
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