英語幽默小故事帶翻譯：Injured at pearl harbor 在珍珠港受傷（中英雙語）
105.Injured at pearl harbor
105·在珍珠港受傷
While vacationing in the Hawaiian Islands, I visited the World War II memorial atop the sunken U. S. battleship Arizona，a monument to those who died in the attack on Pearl Harbor. On board, I slipped on a stair-way and injured my thumb.
在夏威夷島度假時，我參觀了二戰紀念館。這個館建在戰爭中被打沉的美軍戰艦Arizona號上，以紀念那些在珍珠港戰斗中死亡的將士們。參觀完上岸時，我在臺階上滑了一跤，把拇指劃破了。
Back home，with the thumb still not healing properly，I called my doctor for an appointment. When I was asked the nature of my illness，I thought I' d give the background and began,"I was injured at Pearl Harbor..."
回到家后，我的拇指仍然沒有愈合。于是，我預約了大夫。去看大夫時，我需要說清受傷的原因。我覺得要想把話說清楚必須要從頭講起，于是我這樣開了頭:“在珍珠港，我
受了傷……，，
" Well，”the nurse interrupted.“It took you long enough to report it !"
“噢，”護士打斷了我的話說，“怎氣過了這么多年，你才把它說出來?”
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