幽默：歷屆美國總統講的爆笑段子
在美國，當總統一定要會搞笑，這是白宮主人的看家本領，否則很難選上，即便選上了日子也不好玩。
尼克松認真地提出美國總統競選人在演講時不應該使用低俗語言1960年美國大選期間，共和黨候選人、時任副總統的尼克松(richard nixon)認真地提出美國總統競選人在演講時不應該使用低俗語言(profanity)。在尼克松的一次演講之后，一位共和黨人對尼克松說：mr president, that was a damn fine speech(總統先生，這可真**是精彩演講)。尼克松很得意，但是還是一本正經地回答說：i appreciate the compliment, but not the language(我欣賞您的恭維，但是對你的語言不敢恭維)。那位共和黨人接著說：yes sir, i liked it so much that i contributed a thousand dollars for your campaign(是啊，我真是太喜歡您的演講了，我捐出了1000美元助您競選)。尼克松情緒很high，馬上回答說：the hell you say(你丫太過獎了)。其實這段對話對尼克松來說也是稀松平常，沒有什么可笑，但卻是由另一位總統候選人肯尼迪(john kennedy)在一次公開演講中娓娓道來，對聽眾來說那就很搞笑了。
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