外國最新英語幽默笑話精粹151：郵箱(中英)
A blonde went outside to check her mailbox, and her neighbor kept an eye on her, she had no mail, so she went back inside her house. Two minutes later, the same blonde went outside for the 2nd time to check her mailbox, and still，she had no mail，and the neighbor was confused. One minute later, again the woman comes outside to check her mailbox for the 3rd time, and again，she had no mail. This time, her neighbor went up to her and said, "The mailman won’t be here for another 3 more hours, why do you keep on checking your mail" The blonde said, "Oh, because my computer keeps on saying, `You've got mail.”’
一個(gè)金發(fā)女郎走出門來檢查她的郵箱，她的鄰居看見了她。她沒有發(fā)現(xiàn)郵件，所以她就回到了家里。過了兩分鐘，這個(gè)金發(fā)女郎又出來第二次檢查她的郵箱，她仍然沒有發(fā)現(xiàn)郵件，她的鄰居看見了有些迷惑。一分鐘以后，這個(gè)女人又出來第三次檢查郵箱，她還是一無所獲。這回她的鄰居走向前去問她:“郵遞員三個(gè)小時(shí)內(nèi)是不會來的。你為什么不斷的檢查你的郵箱呀?”那個(gè)金發(fā)女郎說:“噢，因?yàn)槲业碾娔X總是告訴我‘你有新郵件’。”
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