那男的說是我老婆頭疼不是我
One day a man went into a chemist's shop and said, "Do you have anything to cure a headache?"
The chemist took a bottle from a shelf, held it under the gentleman's nose and took out the cork. The smell was so strong that tears came into the man's eyes and ran down his cheeks.
"What did you do that for?" he said angrily, as soon as he could get back his breath.
"But that medicine has cured your headache, hasn't it?"
"You fool." said the man, "It's my wife that has the headache, not me".
一天，有個男人走進藥店，說：“你們有治頭疼的藥么？”
藥劑師從貨架上取過一瓶子，伸到那先生的鼻子下邊，然后拔出瓶塞。那味兒太沖了，熏得那人淚流滿面。
“你這搞什么鬼呀？”他剛喘過氣來，就怒氣沖天地說。
“可這藥治好了您的頭疼，沒錯吧？”
“你個蠢貨，”那男的說，“是我老婆頭疼，不是我！”
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