雙語 笑話亞洲十大笨賊，笨到受害人都憤怒了②
Kemaman, Malaysia: Spirit imprisons burglar for three days.
馬來西亞登加樓：鬼怪來幫忙、小偷得手也別想出門Who needs a home alarm when you’ve got a ghoul for security? A Malaysian couple returned from vacation to find a serial burglar lying on their floor, famished, dehydrated and clasping his hands in apology. The criminal insisted that after he broke into the house, a spirit blinded him and would not let him move or scream for 72 hours.如果你有鬼怪看門、誰還需要門警系統(tǒng)？一對(duì)馬來西亞夫婦度假歸來發(fā)現(xiàn)一個(gè)連續(xù)作案的竊賊躺在他家的地板上，已經(jīng)餓得奄奄一息、還脫水。這名罪犯后堅(jiān)稱他破門之后被這家人屋里的鬼怪困住、整整72小時(shí)不許他動(dòng)、也不準(zhǔn)他叫。小編：連鬼都看不下去了，可真是天網(wǎng)恢恢、疏而不漏啊！
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