雙語 笑話亞洲十大笨賊，笨到受害人都憤怒了②
Kemaman, Malaysia: Spirit imprisons burglar for three days.
馬來西亞登加樓：鬼怪來幫忙、小偷得手也別想出門Who needs a home alarm when you’ve got a ghoul for security? A Malaysian couple returned from vacation to find a serial burglar lying on their floor, famished, dehydrated and clasping his hands in apology. The criminal insisted that after he broke into the house, a spirit blinded him and would not let him move or scream for 72 hours.如果你有鬼怪看門、誰還需要門警系統？一對馬來西亞夫婦度假歸來發現一個連續作案的竊賊躺在他家的地板上，已經餓得奄奄一息、還脫水。這名罪犯后堅稱他破門之后被這家人屋里的鬼怪困住、整整72小時不許他動、也不準他叫。小編：連鬼都看不下去了，可真是天網恢恢、疏而不漏啊！
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