趣味圖片英語笑話:Snowden 斯諾登(雙語)
Jeez, come on ... Who did you hook up with!? Just say it, already ...I promise I can keep a secret!
呀,來吧…你勾搭的是誰?盡管說,已經……我保證我可以保守秘密
Edward Snowden out with friends
愛德華·斯諾登與朋友不和
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