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Classic humour stories(38)

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    Starstruck

    I have been starstruck since I was a little girl, so I was delighted and practically speechless not long ago when I spotted the actor Ernest Borgnine walking in my direction on New York's Fifth Avenue. "Why, you're Ernest Borgnine!" I managed to blurt out.

    "Yes," he said, nodding politely, "I know."

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