公司有一個(gè)很好的保健計(jì)劃
Employee: The stress my boss puts me under is killing me. I have migraines, my blood pressure is going through the roof, I can't sleep at night, I just found out that I have an ulcer, and as long as I stay in this job, the only question is whether I'll have a stroke, or a heart attack."
Friend: So, why don't you quit?
Employee: The company has a great health plan.
員工：老板給我的壓力是殺害我。我有偏頭痛，我的血壓是通過(guò)屋頂，我晚上睡不著，我才發(fā)現(xiàn)我有潰瘍，只要我在工作，唯一的問(wèn)題是我是否會(huì)有中風(fēng)，或心臟病。”朋友：那么，你為什么不辭職呢？員工：公司有一個(gè)很好的保健計(jì)劃。
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