每日一笑I don‘t even know that woman！（12.2）
I don't even know that woman!
A couple walking in the park noticed a young man and woman
siting on a bench, passionately kissing.
"Why don't you do that?" said the wife.
"Honey," replied her husband, "I don't even know that woman!"
我又不認識那個女人。
一對在公園散步的夫婦注意到坐在長凳上的那對年輕男女正在
熱烈地接吻。
“為什么你不能那樣做呢？”妻子說。
“親愛的，”她丈夫回答，“我又不認識那個女人！”
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