英文笑話(huà):Husband and Wife.
Joke：Husband and Wife.
A man wants to have a WIFE because
she can make his life：
W Wonderful
I Interesting
F Fascinating
E Extraordinary
But a woman will have to be careful in finding a HUSBAND because
he might be：
H Hopeless
U Unaccountable
S Senseless
B Boring
A Authoritative
N Nuisance
D Discriminative
Why does a man wants to have a WIFE？
Because ：
W Washing
I Ironing
F Food
E Entertainment
Why does a woman wants to have a HUSBAND？
Because ：H Housing U Understanding S Sharing B Buying A And N Never D Demanding
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