節食者加菲貓的告白-看漫畫學英語之加菲貓[5]--雙語幽默漫畫
jon:garfield,i know dieting is tough for you.
喬恩:加菲貓,我知道節食對你來說很艱難。
jon:but,you've really sunk to the depths this time!
喬恩:但是,此刻你已經真的陷進去了。
garfield:hey!i'm sure i'm not the first dieter to lick the pages of his candy wrapper collection.
加菲貓:我確信我不是第一個舔收集來的糖果包裝紙邊緣的節食者。
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