英語笑話笑死人不償命48: 你真是有問題(雙語)
You Do Have a Prololem
你真是有問題了！
A man reported to his doctor that he was having trouble going to the bathroom.
一位老兄對醫生說明他上廁所有困難。
"Do you urinate in the morning?" asked the doctor.
“你早上有小便嗎？，’醫生問他。
"Yeah, every morning at six o'clock. "
“有，每天早上六點鐘。”
"And how are your bowel movements?"
“那大便情況如何？"
"Seven o'clock every morning, just like clockwork. "
“像時鐘一樣，我每天準時七點鐘上大號。”
"So what's the problem?"
“那問題到底出在哪里呢?"
"I don't get up until eight. "
“我八點鐘才起床。”
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