英語笑話笑死人不償命47: 還是家里好(雙語)
Home Sweet Home
還是家里好
A surgeon returned from a safari in Africa.
一位外科醫生剛從非洲狩獵回來。
"How did it go?" asked his colleagues.
“這次打獵順利嗎？，’同僚問道。
"Oh , it was very disappointing," replied the surgeon.
“喔，實在太令人失望了，”外科醫生答道。
"I didn't kill a thing. In fact, I'd have been better off staying here in the hospital. "
“我什么也沒獵殺到，實際上，還是待在醫院里比較有成就感。”
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