英語幽默笑話大全時尚生活篇先鋒運動3：偷伽(雙語閱讀)

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第三部分先鋒運動

unit 3 yoga 偷伽

英語幽默笑話大全時尚生活篇3：偷伽(雙語閱讀)

the first wealth is health.
健康是最大的財富。

(a man walked into a doctor's examining room一個人走進一家診所。)

a:put out your tongue.
伸出你的舌頭。

b:ok.
好的。

(then he put out his tongue and the doctor looked at it quickly.
于是他伸出舌頭，醫生很快地看了一下。)

a:you can put your tongue back now. it's clear what's wrong with you.you need more exercise.
好吧，把舌頭伸回去吧，你的病因很明顯，你需要更多的運動。

b:but，doctor, i don't think...
但是，醫生，我不認為……。

a:don't tell me what you think，i am the doctor，not you，i know what you need.i see hundreds of people like you.none of them get any exercis e.they sit in offices all day and in front of the television in the evening.what you need is to walk quickly for at least twenty mi-nutes a day.
不要告訴我你認為怎么樣，我是醫生，不是你。我知道你需要什么。我看過數以百計像你這樣的病人。他們沒有一個人鍛煉過。他們整天坐在辦公室里，晚上就坐在電視機前。你所需要的就是每天至少快跑20分鐘。

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