英漢雙語笑話習(xí)題簿11.4.18
"You have your choice of two brains," he told the patient, "For $1000 you can have the brain of a psychologist, or for $10,000 you can have the brain of a politician."
The patient was amazed at the huge difference in price. "Is the brain of a politician that much better?" he asked.
The Brain Surgeon replied, "No, it’s not better, just unused." 腦移植
一個(gè)外科醫(yī)生正要作一個(gè)腦移植手術(shù)。
“你可以從兩個(gè)腦子中選一個(gè)給你。”醫(yī)生告訴病人，“一個(gè)心理學(xué)家的大腦1000美元，一個(gè)政治家的大腦10000美元。
病人很驚訝二者之間這樣大的差別，“政治家的大腦好一些嗎？”他問。
醫(yī)生說：“不是好一些，只是沒有用過。” NOTE:
transplant v. 移植, 移種, 移民, 遷移 n. 移植, 被移植物, 移居者
問題:
你看懂了么?
答案：
諷刺政治家做事不用腦子，呵呵。
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