英語沙龍-開心樂園-13

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Nice TryMy wife and I were stopped by a state policeman. He started to write up a speeding ticket. My wife, who’s a hair stylist, said, “If you let us off with a warning, I’ll give you a free haircut for a year. ”The policeman removed his hat--and he was completely bald. □by Peter Orphanos嘗試我和妻子被警察攔住了，他給我們開一個超速的罰款單。我的妻子是一個發型設計師，于是她就對警察說，“如果你讓我們免于警告，我就為你免費理發一年。”警察脫下他的帽子——他是一個光頭。本文無注釋

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