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一個男人走過來并且堅持說她坐了他的座位

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It was a woman's first time on a plane. She boarded the plane and found herself a window seat.

After she settled in, a man came over and insisted that she was in his seat. She ignored him and told him to go away.

"Okay," replied the man. "If that's the way you want it, you fly the plane."

一個女人第一次坐飛機(jī),她登上飛機(jī)給自己找到一個臨窗的座位。她坐穩(wěn)后,一個男人走過來并且堅持說她坐了他的座位。她不理會他并且告訴他走開?!昂冒?,”男人回答道。“如果這就是你想要的方式(如果你想怎么樣就怎么樣),你駕駛飛機(jī)呀?!?/P>


       

                        

    

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