Man Vs. Woman Joke(29)
Mrs. Smith‘s elderly husband doesn’t feel well so she takes him to the dr. Mr. Smith leaves her in the waiting room for a while. Finally the Dr. comes and says，“Mrs. Smith I‘m sorry to tell you that your husband is going to die.”Mrs. Smith says，“Dr. is there anything I can do？”the Dr. told her“well there is a couple of things you could do：First you could cook him a wonderful dinner every night. Second you could give him a nice back rub every night. Third you could make love to him like you never have before every night.”Mrs. Smith says ok. A little while later Mr. Smith comes out and asks Mrs. Smith“what did the Dr. say？”Mrs. Smith says，“I’m sorry honey but you are going to die.”
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