盲人，黃色和膽量(中英)
Blind, Blond, Ballsy
A blind man walks into a bar， taps the man next him， and says， “Hey，wanna hear a blond joke？”
The man says back to the blind man，“Look buddy， I'm blond. The man behind me is a 400-pound professional wrestler and he is blond. The bouncer is blond. The man sitting over to your left is also blond. Still wanna tell that blond joke？”
The blind man is silent for a moment and then says,“Nah，I wouldn't want to have to explain it five times.”
盲人，黃色和膽量
一個盲人走進酒吧，敲了敲旁邊的男人問道：“嗨，想不想聽黃色笑話？”
那人回答說，“兄弟，告訴你。我是黃色的，我后面的人是一個400磅的職業摔跤手，也是黃色的。你左邊的人民是黃色的。還想講黃色笑話嗎？”
盲人愣了一會兒，然后回答說，“不。我不想解釋五次。”
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