我在談一筆很大的生意
A young business man had just started his business， and rented a beautiful office. Sitting there， he saw a man come into the outer office. Wishing to appear busy， the businessman picked up the phone and pretended that he had a big deal working. He threw huge figures around and made giant commitments.
一個(gè)年輕人剛開始做生意，租了一間漂亮的辦公室。坐在辦公室，他看見一個(gè)人從外面走進(jìn)辦公室。裝著很忙的樣子，他拿起話筒，假裝正在跟人談一筆很大的生意。他從嘴里說出的，都是數(shù)目很大的數(shù)字，還有口氣很大的許諾。
Finally， he hung up and asked the visitor. "Can I help you？" The man said， "Sure. I've come to install the phone."
最后，他掛上電話，問來訪者：“您有什么事嗎？”來訪者說：“哦，我是來裝電話的。”
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