大學時代不交作業的理由
五個不做作業最流行的科技借口
My computer crashed and I lost it.
電腦死機了，我做的作業(因沒有保存)丟失了。
I finished my homework but then I deleted it by accident.
雖然我已經完成了作業，但后來不小心把它刪除了。
I could not print it out.
打印機壞了，作業打不出來。
My internet was down so I could not do any research.
網斷了，我沒法上網查資料。
I lost my laptop.
我找不到筆記本電腦了。
Worst tech-related excuses
史上最強科技借口
My dad's computer was hacked by the Russians and they stole my homework.
我爸爸的電腦被俄羅斯黑客入侵，他們偷走了我的作業。
A burglar stole my printed-out homework along with the computer.
有個賊把我打印好的作業連同電腦一齊偷走了。
The PC exploded when our dog went to the toilet on it.
我家的狗狗把電腦當廁所，結果把電腦弄炸了。
I accidentally tipped a bottle of cider over the computer and it broke.
我不小心把一杯蘋果汁灑在電腦上，電腦就壞了。
Worst non-tech excuses
史上最強非科技借口
My mum put my homework in the washing machine, and then burnt it as she tried to iron it dry.
我媽媽把我的作業放進了洗衣機，而后她想把作業熨干，但卻把它燒毀了。
The wind blew my homework into a pond, and then a swan ate it.
一陣風把我的作業吹到池塘里，而后它被天鵝吃掉了。
My brother drove off with my homework in his lorry, and then he lost it in France.
我哥哥開著貨車連帶著我的作業一齊走了，而后就把作業落在了法國。
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