復雜的早餐訂單(中英)
A Complicated Breakfast Order
A resident in a posh hotel breakfast room called over the head waiter one morning and said with a wonderful and cheerful smile.
“Good Morning sir. What a wonderful morning I'd like two boiled eggs，one of them so under cooked it's runny， and the other so over cooked it's tough and hard to eat. Also，grilled bacon that has been left out so it gets a bit on the cold side； burnt toast that crumbles away as soon as you touch it with a knife；butter straight from the deep freeze so that it's impossible to spread；and a pot of very weak coffee，lukewarm.”
“That's a complicated order sir，”said the bewildered waiter. “It might be quite difficult.”
The guest replied，“Oh？I don't understand ―― that's what I got yesterday！”
復雜的早餐訂單
一天早晨，在豪華酒店的早餐廳里，一位客人叫過領班，帶著甜美而愉悅的微笑說，“早晨好，先生。多好的早晨啊！我要二個煮蛋，一個要煮嫩而松軟，另一個煮老到咬不動。我還要烤熏網……烤焦的面包，用刀切碎。不能抹開的深凍的黃油；一壺非常淡的咖啡，要不冷不熱。
“先生，你的訂單真復雜。”侍者一臉茫然地說。“這可能很難做。”
客人回答說：“是嗎？我不知道。不過，那是我昨天的早餐。”
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