每日一笑（4.25）
After receiving warnings from his father, a pupil was so worried that he came to school to tell his teacher:"I don't mean to frighten you but my father said somebody would surely get slapped on face if I failed the exam again."
一個(gè)小學(xué)生的父親警告他說(shuō):“如果沒(méi)有超過(guò)60分，準(zhǔn)有人挨巴掌！”到了學(xué)校，小學(xué)生憂心忡忡的找來(lái)老師，并對(duì)老師說(shuō)：“不是我嚇唬您啊！我爸爸說(shuō)了，如果我再不及格準(zhǔn)有人挨巴掌！”
哈哈,今天的笑話很短哦,不過(guò)還蠻經(jīng)典的嘛
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