小老頭的長壽秘方--雙語幽默笑話
a woman walks up to a little old man rocking in a chair on his porch（門廊）.
一位女士走向坐在門廊的椅子上搖動的小老頭。
i couldn't help noticing how happy you look, she says. what's your secret for a long, happy life?
我無意中發現，你是多么幸福，那女士說。你幸福而長壽的秘密是什么？
i smoke three packs a day, drink a case of whiskey a week, eat fatty foods and never, ever exercise.
我每天抽三包煙，每周喝一箱威士忌，吃高脂肪食品，而且從來不曾鍛煉。
wow, that's amazing, says the woman. how old are you?
哦，真神奇，女士說。你高壽？
twenty-six.
二十六。
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