趣味圖片英語笑話:lottery ticket 彩票(雙語)
why did you get a lottery ticket with all the wrong numbers on it? that's obviously the right numbers! what are you thingking?
你為什么選擇的號碼錯誤的彩票?這才是對的號碼!你到底想什么?
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