加菲貓的跳爆竹運動-看漫畫學英語之加菲貓[2]--雙語幽默漫畫
tv:now for jumping jacks on the two count.
電視:現(xiàn)在開始跳爆竹計數(shù)。
tv:one!
電視:一下!
tv:oh,by the way,before we get to two,don't try this exercise on a recently polished floor.
電視:順便說一下,當我跳第二下之前,不要試著用擦亮地板的鍛煉方式。
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