你到底是刮臉還是理發(fā)啊？
A man enters a restaurant, takes a seat, and, instead of using the napkin, takes the table cloth from the table and tucks it around his neck.
The head waiter sees it and tells the waiter to go and tell him, in a diplomatic way, that what he did was incorrect.
The waiter goes to the man and says, "Good day to you Sir.. Would you like a shave or a haircut?".
一個男人走進一家餐廳，坐下然后，他不是使用餐巾，把桌布從桌子上拿起并把它繞在他的脖子上。領(lǐng)班看到并告訴服務員去告訴他所做的是正確的。服務員走到那個男人說，“您好，你到底是刮臉還是理發(fā)啊？”。
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