笑話習題簿11.1.9
Owner: How could I know as my watch was stolen?
警察:你估計小偷是什么時候進入你家的?
失主:我的手表都被偷走了,我怎么知道是什么時候?
練習:
來形容下這個小偷吧~
答案:
很聰明呢,知道什么是最重要的東西。
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