去動(dòng)物園
"My husband is so ugly that when he goes to the zoo he has to buy two
tickets: one to get in and one to get out."
“我丈夫長(zhǎng)得特別丑，每次他去動(dòng)物園都不得不買(mǎi)兩張票：一張是進(jìn)動(dòng)物園
的，另一張是出動(dòng)物園的。”
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