爆笑面試 英語笑話
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我去應(yīng)聘時(shí)，考官是一漂亮小姐，一緊張我說了如下內(nèi)容：
“My name is ‘old five wang’”（我叫王老五）
“I boom （炸出）at 1971year！”（我生于1971年）※born我念成了boom，反正很像。
“My toyear is 28year”（今年28歲）※事后才知today是今天，但今年不是toyear。
“My home have a papa and a mama and a didi”（家里有爸媽跟一個(gè)弟弟）※其實(shí)我知道弟弟要用brother，但因念太順了，所以念成didi。
“and a uncle and a young watch sister and a old watch sister live with us”（還有一個(gè)叔叔與一個(gè)表妹一個(gè)表姐跟我們住在一起）※事后才知表姐表妹都錯(cuò)了，watch是表沒錯(cuò)，但是watch是指手表。可是我發(fā)誓讀書時(shí)英文沒教過表姐妹的英文。
“my interest is sing song、see movie、xxxx do computer and push horse road”（我的興趣是唱歌、看電影、操作電腦和壓馬路）※我念到操作電腦時(shí)，她有咦的一聲，這小姐會(huì)不會(huì)聽不懂。后來我才知道英文罵人的“操”字跟“操作”的字是不同的。
“my special long is up internet、sales、play power move
game and beat word”（我的專長是上網(wǎng)、業(yè)務(wù)、玩電動(dòng)玩具和打字）
“In the future I hope can go round travel world and help everybody all very happy”（在未來我希望能去環(huán)游世界和能幫助每一個(gè)人都很快樂）
“thank you and over！”（謝謝！完了！）
那小姐整整愣了一分鐘。
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