英語幽默笑話大全時尚生活篇先鋒運動6：驚險蹦極(雙語閱讀)
第三部分 先鋒運動
Unit 6 Exciting Bungee Jumping 驚險蹦極
英語幽默笑話大全時尚生活篇6：驚險蹦極(雙語閱讀)
Raise no more devils than you canlay.
自己沒有能耐，就別惹是非。
A cicada was singing one evening in the branches of a tall tree when a fox happened to pass by.
一大晚上，蟬正在一棵大樹上歌唱，狐貍恰巧從樹下走過。
A:What beautiful singing. With a voice like that you must be a very handsome creature.Come down where I can admire your form as well as your voice.
多動聽的歌啊，有這么美妙的聲音，你一定很英俊。下來吧，我不但可以欣賞到你的聲音，還可以欣賞到你的樣子。
(The Cicada had seen Foxes before，instead of hopping down himself.He broke off a small leaf and sent it fluttering to the ground.The Fox pounced on it greedily.
蟬以前見到過狐貍，他沒有先跳下去，而是摘了一小片葉子，讓葉子飄落到地面。狐貍立刻貪婪地撲上去。)
B:You've given yourself away，Fox. I've never trusted you since I saw a pile of Cicada wings outside your burrow one day .Now I know I was right about you. You can admire my voice if you like，but I'm not coming any closer.
你暴露了自己的意圖，狐貍，自從那天在你的洞外看到一堆蟬翼，我就再也不相信你了。現在我知道自己沒錯。如果你愿意，你可以欣賞我的歌聲，但是，我是不會靠近你的。
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