A Useful Way
Father: Jack, why do you drink so much water?
Jack: I have just had an apple, Dad.
Father: What's that got to do with it?
Jack: I forgot to wash the apple.
中文:
爸爸:杰克,你干嘛喝這么多水呀?
杰克:我剛才吃了個蘋果,爸爸。
爸爸:可是這跟喝水有什么關(guān)系呢?
杰克:我忘了洗蘋果呀。
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