Hard to Believe
Hard to Believe信不信由你
Dogs and cats, like humans, are either right or left handed.
貓狗和人一樣也有左、右撇子之分；
The elephant is the only mammal that can't jump!
大象是唯一一種不會跳的哺乳類動物；
Q is the only letter in the alphabet that does not appear in the name of any of the United States!
美國人的姓名中沒有“Q”這個字母；
The most used letter in the English alphabet is “E”, and “Q”is the least used!
在英語字母表中，“E”是用得最多的字母，“Q”則是被用得最少的；
Ernest Vincent Wright wrote a novel, "Gatsby", which contains over 50,000 words ―― none of them with the letter E!
作家厄爾尼斯特?文森特?萊特曾經寫過一本名叫《加斯比》的小說，小說的5萬個單詞中沒有一個是有“E”這個字母的；
Every 45 seconds, a house catches on fire in the United States!
在美國，每45秒就有一所房子著火。
More people use blue toothbrushes, than red ones!
用藍色牙刷的人比用紅色的人多；
One quarter of the bones in your body are in your feet!
人體內的骨頭有1/4集中在雙腳上；
During your lifetime, you'll eat about 60,000 pounds of food, that's the weight of about 6 elephants!
人一生要吃6萬磅食物，這相當于6只大象的重量；
Dolphins sleep with one eye open!
海豚睡覺睜一眼閉一眼；
A sneeze travels out your mouth at over 100 m.p.h.!
人打噴嚏時，嘴里的氣流速度超過每小時100英里；
In the White House, there are 13,092 knives, forks and spoons!
白宮里的刀、叉、勺子一共有13092件；
Men are 6 times more likely to be struck by lightning than women!
男人被閃電擊中的概率比女人高5倍。
The placement of a donkey's eyes in its head enables it to see all four feet at all times!
驢子眼睛的位置能讓它隨時看到自己的四條腿；
Human teeth are almost as hard as rocks!
人的牙齒幾乎和石頭一樣硬；
It's against the law to pawn your dentures in Las Vegas!
在拉斯維加斯，典當自己的假牙是違法的；
It's against the law to burp, or sneeze in a certain church in Omaha, Nebraska!
在美國內布拉斯加州的奧馬哈市，在某個教堂里打飽嗝和打噴嚏是違法的；
In Natoma, Kansas, it's illegal to throw knives at men wearing striped suits
在美國堪薩斯州的納托馬市，向穿著條紋西服的男子扔刀子是非法行為；
It was once against the law to have a pet dog in a city in Iceland!
在冰島，在任何一座城市里養狗即屬違法；
It's illegal to drink beer out of a bucket while you're sitting on a curb in St. Louis!
在圣路易斯，坐在路緣上喝從酒桶里接下來的啤酒就違反了法律。
You're born with 300 bones, but when you get to be an adult, you only have 206!
人剛出生的時候有300塊骨頭，但成年時卻只剩下206塊。
The first product to have a bar code was Wrigleys gum!
世界上最早有條形碼標記的商品是箭牌香口膠；
No piece of square dry paper can be folded more than 7 times in half!
任何一張干燥的方型紙片都不能被對折超過7次以上；
There are more than 10 million bricks in the Empire State Building!
美國紐約的帝國大廈上的磚頭超過1000萬塊；
The longest recorded flight of a chicken is 13 seconds!
雞的最長飛行紀錄是13秒；
Cat urine glows under a black-light!
貓尿能在黑光燈下發光；
Ancient Egyptians slept on pillows made of stone!
古代埃及人的枕頭是石頭做成的；
The average person has over 1,460 dreams a year!
一個普通人每年要做1460個夢；
Over 10,000 birds a year die from smashing into windows!
全球每年有超過一萬只鳥因為撞到窗戶死亡；
Most lipstick contains fish scales!
絕大部分的唇膏里都含有魚鱗成分；
Camels have three eyelids to protect themselves from blowing sand!
駱駝有三層眼瞼用來防風沙；
Over 2500 left handed people a year are killed from using products made for right handed people!
每年有超過2500名左撇子在使用為“右撇子”設計的產品時死亡；
Until 1796, there was a state in the United States called Franklin. Today it's known as Tennessee!
在1796年前，美國有一個富蘭克林州，現在這個州叫作田納西；
A cockroach can live several weeks with its head cut off - it dies from starvation!
蟑螂在被砍頭之后還能活幾個星期，最后死也是餓死；
One in every 4 Americans has appeared on television!
每4個美國人中，就有一個人上過電視；
Every time you lick a stamp, you're consuming 1/10 of a calorie!
每次你舔郵票的背面時，你就吃下了1/10個卡路里。
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